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Get ready for a hilarious and clean comedy roast as Trump takes on Putin in a laugh-out-loud stand-up routine! Packed with funny one-liners, witty jokes, and family-friendly humour, this satirical sketch delivers top-notch American comedy that’s both sharp and entertaining. Perfect for fans of political comedy, animated humor, and clever clean jokes. Whether you're watching solo or with the whole family, you'll be laughing all the way through! ***** SCRIPT ***** Hello. I am American. No guesses required. Its Donald the Trump. Today I am going to share some excerpts of my personal conversation with Putin. You know, Putin called me once and said, "Donald, you're a genius." I said, "Vlad, I know. You're late to the party." People say Putin rides horses shirtless. I ride polls shirtless. Much more impressive. And nobody dies… except the fake news. Putin’s idea of leadership is jailing opponents. My idea? Getting them to endorse me. Much classier. He ...

Get ready for some core-level confidence in Apple Boast, where one smug, shiny apple takes the stage to explain — loudly and hilariously — why apples are the top fruit in the bowl. From roasting bananas to dunking on grapes and reminding everyone they literally started science and religion, this apple isn’t just sweet… he’s savage. ***** SCRIPT ***** Good evening, Fruitizens! I'm Apple — the OG fruit. The icon. The one your mom packed every single day until you grew up and betrayed me for protein bars and disappointment. Let’s settle it right here: Apples are better than all other fruits. Period. Full stop. Drop the fruit knife. Oh, bananas? Cute. You’ve got one outfit — yellow — and the second it gets a freckle, you’re tossed like a celebrity scandal. I’ve got variety, baby. Red Delicious, Gala, Fuji, Granny Smith — I’m basically the Beyoncé of the fruit aisle. Bananas? They're the Nickelback of produce. And grapes? Please. They're just clingy raisins in denial. They...

Get ready to laugh out loud with Jokes By Joker 1 — a rib-tickling stand-up comedy special featuring top-notch clean humour and the funniest one-liners! Whether you're watching with friends or enjoying family time, this hilarious routine promises smart, witty, and wholesome entertainment for all ages. Perfect for fans of family-friendly comedy, clever wordplay, and light-hearted satire. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more side-splitting laughter! ***** SCRIPT ***** "Good evening, folks! I'm your friendly neighborhood Joker — not the scary kind... unless you’re a balloon animal!" Dog Talk: "You know, I tried talking to my dog the other day… He just stared at me like, 'You do realize I only pretend not to understand. I just don’t do chores.' Smartest member of the house. Doesn’t pay rent. Still gets belly rubs!" Soap Opera: "I accidentally dropped a bar of soap into the blender. Now I have a real soap opera going on in the k...

Welcome to Bananacracy 1 – the only republic where potassium is power, bananas wear suits, and fruit-based politics are no laughing matter... except they absolutely are. Join Banananator, the charismatic leader of this a-peeling nation, as he exposes fruity scandals, mocks the apple elite, and tries to keep the Ministry of Peels from slipping up. ***** SCRIPT ***** Welcome… to Bananacracy. “Where comedy rules… and the bananas do too.” Yeah, yeah — I know what you’re thinking. “This guy’s just another fruit in a tie.” But I’m not your average banana. I’ve seen things. I’ve been to the back of the fridge. I’ve rubbed peels with the elite at Whole Foods. I survived a blender twice. Let me tell you, running a fruit-based government is no picnic. We got apples forming monopolies, lemons running scams — they’re squeezing everyone — And don’t get me started on grapes. Grapes are just berries with delusions of grandeur. Here in Bananacracy, “we peel the truth.” Literally. I peel it every...

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