Putin Roast By Trump - Top American Stand-Up Comedy | Best Clean Family Humour Funny Jokes One Liners

Get ready for a hilarious and clean comedy roast as Trump takes on Putin in a laugh-out-loud stand-up routine! Packed with funny one-liners, witty jokes, and family-friendly humour, this satirical sketch delivers top-notch American comedy that’s both sharp and entertaining. Perfect for fans of political comedy, animated humor, and clever clean jokes. Whether you're watching solo or with the whole family, you'll be laughing all the way through!

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Hello. I am American. No guesses required. Its Donald the Trump. Today I am going to share some excerpts of my personal conversation with Putin. You know, Putin called me once and said, "Donald, you're a genius." I said, "Vlad, I know. You're late to the party." People say Putin rides horses shirtless. I ride polls shirtless. Much more impressive. And nobody dies… except the fake news. Putin’s idea of leadership is jailing opponents. My idea? Getting them to endorse me. Much classier. He wanted to challenge me to an arm-wrestling match. I said, "Vlad, I don’t wrestle communists—I buy their buildings." Putin has a black belt in judo. I have a gold toilet in Trump Tower. Who's winning? I once invited Putin to Mar-a-Lago. He asked if he could bring his shirtless bear-riding photos. I said, “Only if you bring Melania's approval.” Putin tries to look tough with military parades. I look tough just standing next to Chris Christie. He has nukes. I have Twitter. Well... had Twitter. Still more dangerous, believe me. Putin poisons his enemies. I just nickname them. Ask “Sleepy Joe” how that feels. People say we’re alike—strong, powerful, controversial. The difference? I don’t have to rig elections. I just confuse everybody. Putin was KGB. I was KFC. One spies, the other fries. Guess which one America likes more? He tries to annex countries. I annex golf courses. Putin rides bears. I ride Air Force One—with gold seatbelts. Much better ride. He tried to intimidate me in a meeting by staring. I just showed him my crowd size. Instant surrender. He said Russia has the best hackers. I said, "Can they fix the voting machines in Georgia?" Putin’s afraid of NATO. I’m afraid of… only one thing—running out of Diet Coke. People say I was too friendly with Putin. I call it strategic bromance. Putin's press conferences are scripted. Mine are live, dangerous, and rated TV-MA. You're welcome. He controls the media in Russia. I controlled CNN… without owning it. Tremendous. And finally, Putin said he could make Russia great again. I said, “Been there, done that, got the red hat.” If you want more from me SUBSCRIBE, like, and comment. And SHARE too!

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