Jokes By Joker 1 - Top Stand-Up Comedian | Best Clean Humour Funny One Liners Hilarious Family Comedy
Get ready to laugh out loud with Jokes By Joker 1 — a rib-tickling stand-up comedy special featuring top-notch clean humour and the funniest one-liners! Whether you're watching with friends or enjoying family time, this hilarious routine promises smart, witty, and wholesome entertainment for all ages. Perfect for fans of family-friendly comedy, clever wordplay, and light-hearted satire. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more side-splitting laughter!
***** SCRIPT *****
"Good evening, folks! I'm your friendly neighborhood Joker — not the scary kind... unless you’re a balloon animal!"
Dog Talk:
"You know, I tried talking to my dog the other day…
He just stared at me like, 'You do realize I only pretend not to understand. I just don’t do chores.'
Smartest member of the house. Doesn’t pay rent. Still gets belly rubs!"
Soap Opera:
"I accidentally dropped a bar of soap into the blender.
Now I have a real soap opera going on in the kitchen!
Episode One: 'As the Lather Churns.'"
Driving Test:
"I failed my driving test again. Apparently, you can’t parallel park by yelling, 'Hold my juice box!' and hoping for the best.
The instructor said I parked like a shopping cart with a broken wheel!"
Juice and WiFi:
"My little cousin was crying because there was no Wi-Fi.
So I handed him a juice box and said, ‘Here, this is 5G... Grape, Grape, Grape, Grape, Grape!’
He cried harder."
School Smart:
"In school, I wasn’t the brightest…
My teacher asked, 'What's the capital of France?' I said, 'F.'
She said, 'No! It’s Paris!'
I said, 'Oh, I thought we were grading alphabets, not countries!'"
Banana Business:
"I started a banana delivery business.
Business was slipping!
So I added peanut butter. Now we stick around longer!"
Baby Brother Logic:
"My baby brother saw me brushing my teeth and asked,
'If you clean your teeth, why don't you clean your tongue too?'
So now I brush my teeth, tongue, and pride. Thanks, baby genius."
Dream Job:
"I told my mom I wanted a job where I sleep all day.
She said, ‘Perfect! You’ll be great at being a teenager!’"
Tech Troubles:
"I asked my grandpa if he wanted an iPhone.
He said, 'No thanks, I already have a phone and an eye.'
Fair point, Grandpa. Fair point."
Fish Friends:
"I got a fish tank... not for fish—just to practice my underwater stand-up!
The fish don’t laugh much, but they do bubble with joy."
"Thank you, thank you! You’ve been a wonderful imaginary audience!
I’ll be here all week… mostly because I live in your screen!"
***** END *****
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