Jokes By Joker 1 - Top Stand-Up Comedian | Best Clean Humour Funny One Liners Hilarious Family Comedy

Get ready to laugh out loud with Jokes By Joker 1 — a rib-tickling stand-up comedy special featuring top-notch clean humour and the funniest one-liners! Whether you're watching with friends or enjoying family time, this hilarious routine promises smart, witty, and wholesome entertainment for all ages. Perfect for fans of family-friendly comedy, clever wordplay, and light-hearted satire. Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more side-splitting laughter!

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"Good evening, folks! I'm your friendly neighborhood Joker — not the scary kind... unless you’re a balloon animal!" Dog Talk: "You know, I tried talking to my dog the other day… He just stared at me like, 'You do realize I only pretend not to understand. I just don’t do chores.' Smartest member of the house. Doesn’t pay rent. Still gets belly rubs!" Soap Opera: "I accidentally dropped a bar of soap into the blender. Now I have a real soap opera going on in the kitchen! Episode One: 'As the Lather Churns.'" Driving Test: "I failed my driving test again. Apparently, you can’t parallel park by yelling, 'Hold my juice box!' and hoping for the best. The instructor said I parked like a shopping cart with a broken wheel!" Juice and WiFi: "My little cousin was crying because there was no Wi-Fi. So I handed him a juice box and said, ‘Here, this is 5G... Grape, Grape, Grape, Grape, Grape!’ He cried harder." School Smart: "In school, I wasn’t the brightest… My teacher asked, 'What's the capital of France?' I said, 'F.' She said, 'No! It’s Paris!' I said, 'Oh, I thought we were grading alphabets, not countries!'" Banana Business: "I started a banana delivery business. Business was slipping! So I added peanut butter. Now we stick around longer!" Baby Brother Logic: "My baby brother saw me brushing my teeth and asked, 'If you clean your teeth, why don't you clean your tongue too?' So now I brush my teeth, tongue, and pride. Thanks, baby genius." Dream Job: "I told my mom I wanted a job where I sleep all day. She said, ‘Perfect! You’ll be great at being a teenager!’" Tech Troubles: "I asked my grandpa if he wanted an iPhone. He said, 'No thanks, I already have a phone and an eye.' Fair point, Grandpa. Fair point." Fish Friends: "I got a fish tank... not for fish—just to practice my underwater stand-up! The fish don’t laugh much, but they do bubble with joy." "Thank you, thank you! You’ve been a wonderful imaginary audience! I’ll be here all week… mostly because I live in your screen!"

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👉 Clean Comedy

👉 Hilarious One-Liners

👉 Family-Friendly Jokes

👉 Original Stand-Up by the Joker

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