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46 Sexy Jokes

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Santa Joke Christmas was over. Santa and his reindeer finally had a chance to rest. And they deserved it. They had done a good job. Rudolph had a chance to do something he had wanted to do for a long time. He made an appointment with a plastic surgeon because he was so sensitive about his looks. However, it wasn't his glowing proboscis that he wanted changed. He was proud of his nose and the help he had given Santa because of it. No, he was sensitive about his long ears which were much more prominent than the ears of the average reindeer, or bear, for that matter. So one week after Christmas, he let the good doctor do the reconstructive surgical procedure, and since that time, January 1st has been celebrated as ... New Ears Day.
Mom Joke I was horrified to find my son eating out of the sugar bowl. "Don't let me catch you doing that again!" I scolded. He was willing but dubious. "I'll try, Mommy," he told me, "but you're so quiet sometimes.&quo…

45 Clean Jokes

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General Knowledge Joke A blonde was sitting in class when the professor asked her if she knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was. She sat there for quite a while pondering this very profound question and finally said, "I think that is the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware."
Child Joke One summer evening, a 3-year-old came in while his parents were setting the table for supper. Quite surprisingly, he asked if he could help. His mother said, "No, but I appreciate your asking." The child responded, "Well, I appreciate your saying no."


Doc Joke The seven-year old told her mom that a little boy in her class asked her to play doctor. "Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?" "Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."


Medicine Joke My sister had been ill, so I called to see how she was doing. My ten-year-old niece answered the phone. "H…

44 Funny Joke

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Psychiatrist Joke A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?" Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?" Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet." Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?" Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."


Teenager Joke My teenaged nephew was nervous as he took the wheel for his first driving lesson. As he was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, "Turn left here, and don't forget to let the people behind you know what you're doing." He turned to the students sitting in the back seat and announced, "I'm going left."


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43 Really Funny Jokes

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Q&A Joke A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and the truth fairy were walking down the street. There was a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Who picked it up? The dumb blonde, the other two don't exist.
Boy Joke On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today?" The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing". Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?" The perplexed child looked at his father and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy?"


School Joke An elementary school teacher, well versed in educational jargon, asked for a small allotment of money for "behaviour modification reinforcers." The principal saw the item and asked, "What in heaven's name is that?" "Lollipops," the teacher explain…

42 Short Funny Jokes

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Humor Jokes For All Occasions  Best funny clean boss jokes with hilarious new football jokes. More humor with crazy class jokes and good kid jokes including amazing inmate jokes. With funny cool comedy videos. Boss Joke There are two blondes working at a company together. The rest are redheads and brunettes. One day a blonde came in and started yelling "I'm a light, I'm a light!" The boss went over to her and told her that if she yelled that again she would get fired. So the next day the blonde came in yelling "I'm a light, I'm a light!" The boss went over to her and told her that she was fired. So she started to pack her bags and her other blonde friend was packing her bags too. The boss went over to her and said "Why are you packing your bags I fired your friend not you?" "I know", said the blonde "but how am I supposed to work without a light?"


Football Joke A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating …