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A man spoke frantically into the phone:
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouted.
"This is her husband!"




"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes sir." the new recruit replied
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.
"After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral,
she stopped in to see you."


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A Texas farmer was talking with a farmer from Oklahoma.
Texan: "How big is your farm?"
Oklahoman: " Oh, its big ! Better than a thousand acres "
Texan ( not to be outdone) " Let me tell you about my farm !
I can get into my pickup at sunup, head west, and by sundown I'm still on my land !"
Oklahoman: " You know ! I had a pickup like that once ! "





A woman was getting a pie ready to put into the oven when the phone rang. It was the school nurse: Her son had some down with a high fever and would she come and take him home? The mother calculated how long it would take to drive to school and back, and how long the pie should bake, and concluded there was enough time. Popping the pie in the oven, she left for school. When she arrived, her son's fever was worse and the nurse urged her to take him to the doctor. Seeing her son like that - his face flushed, his body trembling and dripping with perspiration - frayed her, and she drove to the clinic as fast as she dared. She was frayed a bit more waiting for the doctor to emerge from the examining room, which he was doing now, walking toward her with a slip of paper in his hand. "Get him to bed," he told her, handing her the prescription, "and start him on this right away." By the time she got the boy home and in bed and headed out again for the shopping mall, she was not only frayed, but frazzled and frantic as well. And she had forgotten about the pie in the oven. At the mall she found a pharmacy, got the prescription filled and rushed back to the car . . . . . . which was locked. Yes, there were her keys, hanging in the ignition switch, locked inside the car. She ran back into the mall, found a phone and called home. When her son finally answered, she blurted out, "I've locked the keys inside the car!" The boy was barely able to speak. In a hoarse voice he whispered, "Get a wire coat hanger, Mom. You can get in with that." The phone went dead. She began searching the mall for a wire coat hanger - which turned out not to be easy. Wooden hangers and plastic hangers were there in abundance, but shops didn't use wire hangers anymore. After combing through a dozen stores, she found one that was behind the times just enough to use wire hangers. Hurrying out of the mall, she allowed herself a smile of relief. As she was about to step off the curb, she halted. She stared at the wire coat hanger. "I don't know what to do with this!" Then she remembered the pie in the oven. All the frustrations of the past hour collapsed on her and she began crying. Then she prayed, "Dear Lord, my boy is sick and he needs this medicine and my pie is in the oven and the keys are locked in the car and, Lord, I don't know what to do with this coat hanger. Dear Lord, send somebody who does know what do with it, and I really need that person NOW, Lord. Amen." She was wiping her eyes when a beat-up older car pulled up to the curb and stopped in front of her. A young man, twentyish-looking, in a t-shirt and ragged jeans, got out. The first thing she noticed about him was the long, stringy hair, and then the beard that hid everything south of his nose. He was coming her way. When he drew near she stepped in front of him and held out the wire coat hanger. "Young man," she said, "do you know how to get into a locked car with one of these?" He gaped at her for a moment, then plucked the hanger from her hand. "Where's the car." Telling the story, she said she had never seen anything like it - it was simply amazing how easily he got into her car. A quick look at the door and window, a couple of twists of the coat hanger and bam! Just like that, the door was open. When she saw the door open she threw her arms around him. "Oh," she said, "the Lord sent you! You're such a good boy. You must be a Christian." He stepped back and said, "No ma'am, I'm not a Christian, and I'm not a good boy. I just got out of prison yesterday." She jumped at him and she hugged him again - fiercely. "Bless God!" she cried. "He sent me a Professional!"


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A man was rushing his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital.
He was so nervous and disoriented, he pulled up to the emergency room and rear-ended an ambulance!
Though a very minor bump, he actually passed out from the stress!
Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother
(a relentless world-class practical joker)
sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied,
"Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.
But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed
and both you and your wife were unconscious
so I named them for you."
The husband's heart jumped up into to his throat, thinking,
"Oh no, what has he done now?"
He nervously asked his brother, "W-w-well, what did you name them?"
The brother replied,
"I named the little girl Denise."
"Really?!? Oh! Well, that's a very pretty name!" the husband said,
his relief showing as he sat up
"And what did you name my son?"
"Denephew."


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Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
The bartender asks him:
"You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies:
*"Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When we left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."*

The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars noticed and fell silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says:
*"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."*

Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs...
"Oh, no,"!
He said: "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive.
The only thing is...
*I have quit drinking"!!!*


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